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Let's Learn to Laugh and Regain our Sense of Humor Apr. 28, 2022
Next weekend is Mother's Day, which of course reminds me of my mother, Jackie Battley Gingrich, who ... Read More
Invasion of the Suburbs Snatchers Apr. 26, 2022
Scene: In the dark of night, a tiny object plummets invisibly to the earth. Glowing with the searin... Read More
A Brief History Of Tame Apr. 26, 2022
I'm a 45-year-old single guy seeking a long-term relationship. My problem is that when I'm interact... Read More
My Detailed Plan to Buy Twitter Out from Under Elon Musk Apr. 23, 2022
You may have heard Elon Musk is trying to buy Twitter for $46.5 billion, the way Veruca Salt demande... Read More
Starting to Plan a Vacation? Stop! Apr. 21, 2022
This is so "you." Instead of using every second of your allotted vacation time, you plan to take th... Read More
A Thorny Situation Apr. 19, 2022
"Ow!" I exclaimed, clutching my leg. "I've been stabbed!" I looked down and saw my attacker, an inn... Read More
Backbone To The Future Apr. 19, 2022
I'm a man in my 60s. Looking back on my romantic life, I was always the guy women spent time with w... Read More
Sitting Duck Apr. 12, 2022
Husband: Honey, can you call the duct company? We need to get our ducts cleaned. Me: We have ducks?... Read More
A Last-Minute Tax Day Guide for Professional Procrastinators Apr. 09, 2022
Progresstination. I accidentally uttered this recently while trying to say "procrastination." It was... Read More
Don't Let Summer Be a Bummer! Apr. 07, 2022
If you're a parent, it's time to think summer safety ... even though it's only spring. That's safety... Read More
Cower Struggle Apr. 05, 2022
I'm a 20-something single woman. I just moved to a new city where I don't know anybody. I'd like to ... Read More
Things I Wish Were April Fool's Day Jokes but Tragically Are Not Apr. 01, 2022
It is time for the worst holiday of the year. Not Tax Day, nor Columbus Day, nor Talk Like a Pirate ... Read More
Taking a Vacation from Your Vacation Mar. 31, 2022
It's bad news, I know, but, this year, you may actually have to go on vacation. Leaving your comfy C... Read More
Indisposed Mar. 29, 2022
Usually, when someone goes to the dentist, they worry about things like cavities and gingivitis and ... Read More
Muzzle-Bound Mar. 29, 2022
My wife and I got married eight months ago. Whatever I suggest for the apartment — a paint col... Read More
An Empty Brain is a Happy Brain Mar. 24, 2022
Winter is waning and spring is waxing. It's time to think about your brain. You may have been goofi... Read More
I've Got You Under My Skin Mar. 22, 2022
When I'm in the mood to be traumatized, I usually just go bathing suit shopping. Jeans shopping runs... Read More
Death Meddle Mar. 22, 2022
I knew my girlfriend wasn't right for me, and I was super unhappy. Friends I confided in kept saying... Read More
Finding Joy in a Pair of Robber Baron Shoes Mar. 19, 2022
I used to dress well, the way an extroverted retiree in Boca dresses well. I've always favored glitt... Read More
