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Deploying to the War on Protein Jan. 17, 2026
Mother, why do you gaze out the window so forlornly? Because your father has gone to fight in the wa... Read More
Multiple Reasons Not to Multitask in 2026 Jan. 15, 2026
Here's what you do. Stand up at your desk. Pat your head and rub your tummy (counter-clockwise, plea... Read More
Welcome to 2026 -- Keep Your Head Down and Your Shoes Off Jan. 08, 2026
It's a new year and a new dress code. Nobody cares what you wear to work. What matters now is what y... Read More
Instead of Resolutions, Try the Reset Method Jan. 03, 2026
Allow me, a moderately cluttered person whose Christmas tree may still be up by next Festivus, to es... Read More
2026 Career Disasters You Just Might Avoid Jan. 01, 2026
You're one of the lucky ones. You have a job. You also have a worry. Will the job you have at the ... Read More
Affirmations From a T.J. Maxx Price Sticker Dec. 27, 2025
Dear journal, I, a T.J. Maxx price sticker, will know my own value, not just the value of name-brand... Read More
Ignore These 2026 Career Resolutions -- I Dare You Dec. 25, 2025
Looking for New Year's resolutions? Didn't think so. There are just too many experts with too many s... Read More
Merry Christmas, Except for the Hungry, Poor and Sick Dec. 20, 2025
The holidays always bear a certain layer of heaviness. That's why so many people try to tap into the... Read More
Diet Your Way to Success Dec. 18, 2025
May I tell you about my diet? It's simple, really. I eat Keto on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I ea... Read More
Marco Rubio, Have You Considered Comic Sans? Dec. 13, 2025
Marco Rubio, secretary of state, has taken a brave stance on a prudent matter ripping at the fabric ... Read More
Falling In Love with the Office -- Again Dec. 11, 2025
Still working from home and loving it? There's a word for people like you. The word is "old." You're... Read More
Add to Cart! Don't Stop Now! Dec. 06, 2025
Happy Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Buy Now Pay Later Sunday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday,... Read More
Socializing Out of the Office? You're Out of Your Mind Dec. 04, 2025
Are you an innie or an outie? If you watch "Severance," you'll definitely know. The hit TV show is a... Read More
McCarthy Was Totally Misunderstood, Bro Nov. 29, 2025
It is hereby the official position of Florida's State Board of Education that Joseph McCarthy was ac... Read More
Will Licking Ruin the Friendship? Nov. 22, 2025
I almost never check work email on a Saturday, but I must have known deep down that a sitcom script ... Read More
Quiet Please -- I'm Trying to Not Work Here Nov. 20, 2025
I don't know whose bright idea it was, but the person who came up with the concept of the open offic... Read More
These Fifth Graders Have Wise Opinions Nov. 15, 2025
I will speak to almost any room about the miracle of local news. However, one annual event strikes f... Read More
Want a Promotion? Lift Your Pinky Nov. 13, 2025
You're throwing a dinner party for a bunch of tech bros. You know there will be fist-pumping and ch... Read More
Down With Light Bites Nov. 08, 2025
I get the same question at every cocktail event. When I kindly wave off a cater waiter circling with... Read More
When Your Co-Worker is a Robot Nov. 06, 2025
Am I being paranoid? In the same week that Amazon announces it is firing 14,000 workers, The New Yor... Read More
